Fri. March 16, 2007: I recieved a phone call at around 8:30 in the morning from one of my friends. He asked me if I could help him move a couple of things from the truck to his fiance's (?) (I don't know how to spell that exactly so we'll say future wife's) new apartment. Among the items was a makeshift Christmas tree. A pathetic display, I have not seen worse. A leafy tree with lights still on it, I decided not to make fun of him to his face, but to be a coward and make fun of him on my blog.