Vikings are Worse than I Thought

Well, after a devastating loss to the 49ers, the Viqueens have found themselves in quite a hole. I have never watched such a boring football team attempt to play a game. Here's the breakdown: Our best wide receiver, Troy Williamson, has butter hands. I honestly think if the Vikings drafted a walleye (the Minnesotat state fish) for a wide receiver, he would be able to catch more balls than Williamson. On the other side, we have Bethel Johnson. Note to future NFL coaches, don't pick through the trash that Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots have thrown out. If a walleye can catch better than Williamson, I can only imagine how much better it would be than Johnson. Without a passing game, the running game will not succeed. So what will happen now? They will win tomorrow and then begin to get our hopes up again, only to crush them in two weeks, the season will continue in the same manner coming right down to the last game of the season against the St. Louis Rams. At this point they will be on a two game winning streak and if they beat the Rams, make the playoffs. Of course, they will get smoked, leaving all Viking fans wondering why they are fans in the first place. Some will claim to defect, some will burn Viking flags and others will curse Gary Anderson's name (check one month ago, regarding the most dispointing moments in Minnesota sports history). But come next August, we will all huddle around a TV cheering on our team. Why? Because we are sick. There is no medicine a doctor can prescribe for the heart of a Minnesota Viking fan.