Crocs

I hate Crocs. Why do people like these things? I feel like I'm going insane! People pay $50 for these rubber shoes that have a smiling croc on the side. Get a clue people, they are ugly. You know what they are? Yeah that right, 2006's version of the jelly shoes. I'm sure we can remember those, I didn't have a pair, but my sister did and I made fun of her for them. And seriously people, don't give me the line "Oh, but they are so comfortable", well that may be but so are sweat pants, you don't see me wear those in public do you? Furthermore, have you seen these colors? Teal? Are you kidding me? That is so 1992-1993. I had a teal shirt when I was in ninth grade and got my but kicked for it too. I can also guarentee that in 2010 VH1 will do their tribute to the decade: "I love 2000's". (Pretty fun documentaries at that, I love 1987). Well we know that come "I love 2006" we will see some B-list actress whom I can only figure is going to be Haylie Duff embarrassingly comment that she had all the colors of Crocs and how comfortable they were. Then she'll admit her stupidity that she never should have worn them. So next time you find yourself at the store, don't buy the Crocs. Look at the Birkenstocks, the Choaco's, the K-Swiss, anything but those Crocs.